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Breakfast & Pastries Catering

FREE DELIVERY ON ORDERS (WITH A MINIMUM OF $60 PER ORDER) WITHIN SANTA ROSA & SEBASTOPOL IS AVAILABLE. Delivery fees apply for orders less than $60, as well as to areas outside Santa Rosa & Sebastopol that are within Sonoma County. (Other restrictions may apply.)
PLACE CATERING ORDERS
SINFUL SANDOS BREAKFAST BOXES
Created for you on locally made English muffins with basil & arugula pesto, lemon curd & baked egg. (Available on gluten-free bread.) Served with seasonal fresh fruit garnish and a pickled carrot.

  • THE BACON BANDIT - lavender honey bacon and white cheddar $9.50
  • THE GARDEN THIEF - pepperjack and roasted seasonal veggies $9.50
  • THE CHEESY CHUMP - white cheddar, pepperjack and goat cheese $9.50
  • THE AL CAPIG - ham, goat cheese and caramelized onions $9.50
  • THE FUN GUY - mushrooms, lavender honey bacon, spinach and goat cheese $9.50
  • THE CLUCKING CROOK - chicken apple sausage and pepperjack $9.50

BREAKFAST FAVORITES
Available as individual servings.
  • WARRIOR BOWL - spinach, quinoa, roassted yukon potatos, artichoke hearts, goat cheese, bacon, pepitas and balsamic $12 (add an egg $2)
  • THE HANGRY HIPPIE - open faced pizza bagel, whipped cream cheese, avocado, tomato and fresh red onion $9.50
  • KILLER GRANOLA PARFAIT - granola, fresh fruit, yogurt and golden raisins $8
  • BIG BAD BURRITO - roasted seasonal veggies, yukon potatos, spinach, black beans, baked egg, pepper jack, avocado salsa and sour cream, wrapped in a flour tortilla $10 (add bacon $2)
SIDES
Round out your meal with savory sides.
  • LAVENDER HONEY BACON (3 slices) $4
  • CHICKEN APPLE SAUSAGE (2 links) $3.50
  • HOMESTYLE POTATOES (per person) $3
COFFEE & TEA SERVICE
Coffee service includes compostable cups & stirrers, half-n-half or alternative creamer, and raw sugar.
  • COFFEE CARAFE (serves up to 10 people) $30. Add $3 per additional person.
  • TEA SERVICE (serves up to 10 people) $30. Add $3 per additional person.
ANSWERS TO FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
  • ORDERING - A minimum of 48-hour notice is required for breakfast & pastries catering orders.
  • DELIVERY - Delivery is available within the City of Santa Rosa for $10 delivery fee. A minimum order of $60 is required. Other restrictions may apply.
  • PICK-UP - If you are outside the City of Santa Rosa (or are inside Santa Rosa) and want to pick up your order, specify when you place your order.
  • CAGE FREE EGGS - We use only "cage-free" eggs.
  • UTENSIL SERVICE - Compostable plates, napkins & utensils sets are available for $0.75 per person.
SWEET PASTRIES
We make our pastries from scratch and may of our items are available as gluten-free. We also offer vegan options.

  • SWEET PASTRY $4
  • SWEET PASTRY PLATTER (18 pieces) $48
  • PETITE SWEET PASTRY $2.50

MUFFINS | SCONES (SWEET) | BREAKFAST ROLLS | DANISHES | GALETTES | QUICK BREADS | BAKED OATMEAL | TURNOVERS | HANDPIE (SWEET) | & MORE

SAVORY PASTRIES
  • SAVORY PASTRY $5-$7
  • SAVORY PASTRY PLATTER (12 pieces) $60
  • PETITE SAVORY PASTRY $4-$4.50

HANDPIES | KNISHES | SAVORY SCONES | & MORE

BREAKFAST BAKES (WHOLE TRAY)
We can provide baked items hot or can provide it cold for you to warm up later.
  • BAKED FRENCH TOAST WITH REAL MAPLE GLAZE  (serves 8 to 10 people) $35
  • SAVORY BREAD PUDDING (serves 8 to 10 people) $35
  • BAKED OATMEAL (serves 12 to 24 people) $40
QUICHE & FRITTATA (9" WHOLE DEEP DISH)
We can provide quiche and frittata hot or can provide it cold for you to warm up later.
  • QUICHE LORRAINE (serves 8 to 10 people) $45
  • SEASONAL VEGGIE QUICHE (serves 8 to 10 people) $45
  • EGG WHITE FRITTATA (serves 8 to 10 people) $45
MAILING ADDRESS: 808 Donahue St, Santa Rosa, CA 95401 ~ 707-888-3546 ~ Follow us on Instagram @criminalbaker
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