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BOXED LUNCHES
FREE DELIVERY ON ORDERS (WITH A MINIMUM OF $60 PER ORDER) WITHIN SANTA ROSA & SEBASTOPOL IS AVAILABLE. Delivery fees apply for orders less than $60, as well as to areas outside Santa Rosa & Sebastopol that are within Sonoma County. (Other restrictions may apply.)

Each BOXED lunch comes individually served in a compostable box and includes one of our delicious cookies. Scroll Down to see our selection of Sandwiches, Handpies, and Salad Bowls.
Allow a minimum of 48 hour notice. delivery available for large orders; additional charge and restrictions may apply.


SNEAKY SANDOS
Created for you on your choice of local baguette, seeded sourdough or gluten-free bread, with organic local greens. Great cold or heated.

  • FAST TALKER - roasted turkey, white cheddar, lemon curd, arugula pesto and arugula
  • ONE HUNK OF A HAM - Sonoma Meat Company ham, pepperjack, fig jam, mustard seeds and spinach
  • DON'T KRAUT MY SPACE - pastrami, swiss, kraut, caramelized onion, arugula, mustard seeds and thousand island
  • RECENTLY PAROLED - portobello, pasilla, goat cheese, maybe bacon/maybe not, aioli arugula
  • HUSH MONEY - roasted red pepper, zucchini, artichoke heats, feta, spinach and house-made hummus
  • WHO'S THE RAT - eggplant, roasted tomato, pepperjack, caramelized onion, basil and arugula

BREAKOUT BOWLS
Salads are served with bread. (Gluten-free bread available.)​
  • WARRIOR BOWL - spinach, quinoa, roassted yukon potatos, artichoke hearts, goat cheese, bacon, pepitas and balsamic (SUGGESTION: add poached eggs or avocados)
  • THE BOMBER BOWL - baby kale, quinoa, roasted sweet potato, honey lavender bacon, candied pecans, citrus, goat cheese and citrus vinaigrette (SUGGESTION: add a poached eggs or avocados)
  • THE VEGGIE VIGILANTE - roasted seasonal veggies, feta, white beans, organic local spring mix, avocado, seed blend, scoop of hummus & dressing $14 (SUGGESTION: skip the feta to make it vegan or add bacon to make it omnivorous)
  • THE CONSPIRATOR - smoked salmon, avocado, goat cheese, roasted squash and eggplant and peppers, pecans, seed blend, organic greens, house vinaigrette $15 (SUGGESTION: skip the bread to make it Keto.)

SPECIALS
Come in and check the QUICHE & FRITTATA, SOUP and SPECIALS boards for today's small-batches made-from-scratch offerings.

DESSERTS
Our selection of house-made desserts changes daily. Watch the cold case & the pastry case for today's offerings including gluten-free items. Desserts are available all day while supplies last.

CAKES | CUPCAKES | CHEESECAKES | BUNDT CAKES | MINI-CAKES | PIES | MINI-PIES | TARTS | MINI-TARTS | PANNA COTTA | LEMON BARS | BLUEBERRY COCONUT BARS | BROWNIES | COOKIES | & MORE

Savory Handpies + Local, Organic Greens
6 minimum per flavor, please allow ONE week's notice  
$13
Available ala carte  $8 each

Slow Roasted Lamb Stew

Pulled Pork w/ Apple Butter

Curried Carrot & Potato w/ Goat Cheese

​Ratatouille w/ Feta

Chicken Pot Pie
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Chicken Parmesan w/ Mozzarella & House-Made Marinara
MAILING ADDRESS: 808 Donahue St, Santa Rosa, CA 95401 ~ 707-888-3546 ~ Follow us on Instagram @criminalbaker
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